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jessen. rhymes with lesson. and pretty much nothing else. most of the things i say are sarcastic. i dont have emotions. i do, however, have an unhealthy obsession with peter pan and i hate harry styles. welcome.
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Alex Turner when he stopped singing during a radio performance of When the Sun Goes Down (via arcticmonkeystx)
“People who are listening at home, you will not believe what just happened. A man in a bear suit just came on stage and attacked us so I couldn’t get at me microphone so that’s why I stopped singing, in case you were wondering.”
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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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fasterthanwind-passionate-as-sin:

Literally perfect telling of the Canadian - US argument

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letsgetjagkd:

Sometimes when I’m singing that song, when it says “stay seventeen”, I say “stay seventy”. And you guys don’t even know the difference because it sounds the same, but inside I’m laughing, because I’m singing about grandparents. 
 -Alex Gaskarth

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

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22tops:

"they told me this would look like the baywatch scene."

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mileskaneunot:

ezra is 30 but acts like such a nerdkid meanwhile alex is 28 and acts like someone’s italian granpa called pepe by everyone in his small italian village

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