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jessen. rhymes with lesson. and pretty much nothing else. most of the things i say are sarcastic. i dont have emotions. i do, however, have an unhealthy obsession with peter pan and i hate harry styles. welcome.
Remember When (Judith McNaught)
“There will be a few times in your life when all your instincts will tell you to do something, something that defies logic, upsets your plans, and may seem crazy to others. When that happens, you do it. Listen to your instincts and ignore everything else. Ignore logic, ignore the odds, ignore the complications, and just go for it.”
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hermione + text posts

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gublernation:

have a wistful wednesday

gublernation:

have a wistful wednesday

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pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

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My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”
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Andrew Rannalls  (via holysmoaks0913)
“This is a musical, ma’am. If there’s no gay, there’s a problem.”
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