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jessen. rhymes with lesson. and pretty much nothing else. most of the things i say are sarcastic. i dont have emotions. i do, however, have an unhealthy obsession with peter pan and i hate harry styles. welcome.

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time
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tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:





AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.


Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.Harry fiercely defending werewolves.And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.






#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#’HELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THERE’S THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WE’VE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOO’ (via amnesiacbutterfly)

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

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Anonymous said: Fear, zoo

hello, friend.

fear: three fears

1. being physically stuck in a place. in other words, claustrophobia. 

2. being alone, totally and completely.

3. never moving on. being here forever.

zoo: what is your favourite animal?

i like ducks. and sloth bears. there are sloth bears at the zoo in the park and i could watch them for hours, even if they dont move.

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omg ask these please they're so cutE

  1. Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
  2. Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
  3. English: How many languages can you speak?
  4. Fear: Tell us three fears.
  5. Game: What was the last board game you played?
  6. Read: What was the last book you read?
  7. Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
  8. Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
  9. Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
  10. Love: Do you believe in marriage?
  11. Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
  12. Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
  13. Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
  14. Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
  15. Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
  16. Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
  17. Star-sign: When's your birthday?
  18. Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
  19. Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
  20. Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
  21. Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
  22. Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
  23. Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
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princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

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beyonseh:

One million in 7 hours! The Instagram Chanteuse.

beyonseh:

One million in 7 hours! The Instagram Chanteuse.

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Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”
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