i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth
Sometimes when I’m singing that song, when it says “stay seventeen”, I say “stay seventy”. And you guys don’t even know the difference because it sounds the same, but inside I’m laughing, because I’m singing about grandparents.
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
"they told me this would look like the baywatch scene."
ezra is 30 but acts like such a nerdkid meanwhile alex is 28 and acts like someone’s italian granpa called pepe by everyone in his small italian village