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jessen. rhymes with lesson. and pretty much nothing else. most of the things i say are sarcastic. i dont have emotions. i do, however, have an unhealthy obsession with peter pan and i hate harry styles. welcome.
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beyonseh:

One million in 7 hours! The Instagram Chanteuse.

beyonseh:

One million in 7 hours! The Instagram Chanteuse.

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Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

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vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS VIDEO IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

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